THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/topic/1767/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:51:59 GMT Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:28:10 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/topic/1767/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8319/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8319

Yeuk!!

feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8319 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:28:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8318/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8318
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"Dear Santa, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8318 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:19:06 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8317/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8317 image

These are two of the best cars in the pictures I took.....

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]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8317 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:55:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8316/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8316 cant believe I just wrote all that and It just disappeared when I pressed "post", one more go and if it does it again that's it...
I went to the funeral of the ex-chair-lady of the Res./Association for Hampshire&Malthouse Ct's. today"The late Joyce West", that's an odd phrase, "The late", why "the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8316 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:37:38 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8315/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8315 A man goes in to a cocktail lounge and approaches a girl sitting by herself;

man; may I buy you a cocktail ?,
girl; No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs,
man; Sorry to hear that, Do they swell ?,
girl; No, they spread...
imageT.S.T.H.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8315 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:03:46 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8314/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8314 imageimageimageimage feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8314 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:06:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8313/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8313 Mary had a little lamb, You know that Mary,image she's all that bloody me me me... image spoilt little bítch.... feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8313 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:09:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8312/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8312 I'm a Prom Night Dumpster Baby.....image
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]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8312 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:16:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8311/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8311 image I seem to have upset "Confessions@kingsmill.com", I wrote my confession but they wouldn't except it,
It said,
The other night, I went to the toilet to find I had run out of toilet paper, so on looking in the bread-bin, I noticed I had half a two day old loaf left, so I used the slices... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8311 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:37:12 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8310/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8310 image Just how often have you wanted to do this in a caféimage ?...


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8310 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:50:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8309/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8309 Things keep disappearing when you press, "POST".....


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8309 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:36:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8308/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8308 I wonder how well this sign would do if put on the wall of the entrance to the Registry Office in Brighton ?...image just substitute Brighton for Ontario....


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8308 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:30:36 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8307/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8307 In brighton at the moment is a campain to get dog owners to "Pick-it-up", so I hunted around to find the perfect sign, and this what I think is a suitable notice...image


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8307 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:25:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8306/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8306 I wonder how many Dyslexic school children have tried to board this vehicle ?..image


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8306 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:16:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8305/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8305 Lets hope that when the decision has been made as to where Christmas dinner will be, it's not with McDonald's, because I saw this picture of an African customer after eating a take-away from McDonald's .....image


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8305 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:10:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8304/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8304 Well done "The Orchard" café/Restaurant, what lovely "brekies" we all had, and it could be under consideration for our Club "Christmas Dinner night" venue on the night of the 21st. December, but the Wheatsheaf Pub is also still in the running, and there's still time for suggestions for other venues, keep it in mind and make... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8304 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:02:38 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8303/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8303 This brings a new meaning to the name "Baby Cos lettuce"image Salad roll....


]]> feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8303 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:28:25 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8302/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8302 Officially part of the new curriculum in Sussex schools...image
imageT.S.T.H. feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8302 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:11:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8301/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8301 image I often think that if I didn't write controversial things on the "Orange board",image there would only be the cars to get feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8301 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:25:46 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/reply/8300/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html#reply-8300 I got this new deodorant today...
The instructions said, remove cap and push up bottom...image
I can barely walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome... feeds@yuku.com (hellan bakk) http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/sreply/8300 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:17:52 GMT <![CDATA[ THE THOUGHTS OF MADAMTWOSWORDS ]]> http://sussexsmartowners.yuku.com/topic/1767/t/THE-THOUGHTS-OF-MADAMTWOSWORDS.html Where's Frank ?.... No, that's not it !... BOUNCY-BOUNCY !!, no that's not it either, hang-on.........
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